If I were …
If I were a country, I’d be Ancient Egypt or Greece.
If I were a month, I’d be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3am.
If I were a season, I’d be Fall.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an Eel.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Woman’s chair ;)
If I were a liquid, I’d be a uh… liquid..
If I were a tree, I’d be a Whomping Willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a PANSY!!!!!!!!!!!! example:
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Foggy gray day.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an Electric guitar.
If I were a colour, I’d be Black.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Chill.
If I were a fruit, I’d be Mango.
If I were a sound, I’d be Distortion.
If I were an element, I’d be Fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a Mini cooper, BWM or ‘69 camaro.
If I were a food, I’d be Pizza.
If I were a place, I’d be Mount Olympus.
If I were a material, I’d be Steel.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like an opium orgy.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh brewed coffee.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Grim!
If I were a song, I’d be Where Dead Angels Lie by Dissection
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Doc. Martens boots.
